Codename Panzers: Phase One (+12 Trainer)

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       tRAINEr tITLe : Codename.Panzers.Phase.One.Plus.12.Trainer
              aUTHOr : [sheep]
                tYPe : Trainer
                dATe : 26-09-04
             oPTIONs : 12
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     MY BULLSHIT RANT!!! move along if u think im an arrogant prick!!
     hmm.. no one left :)) ah well.. ill rant anyways..
     Every one of these rants I make, I like to think they are directed
     toward only the evil and the deserving of such nastiness and at the
     VERY least I like to think they are fair..
     (I may stray sometimes though) :(
     I have this weird ability.. I call it my LAMERsense, its a bit like
     spiderman's.. but with less sticky shit shooting out all over the
     place.. and bugger me if it didn't alert me to a recent nfo written
     by those SCENE GIANTS!!! pwziso.. hehe.
     These pricks seem to think its great fun to ridicule a none working
     trainer that was released a month ago.. yes!! a whole month..
     So.. in the month it took them to proper this trainer they SURELY!!!
     ripped that game a new asshole right?? From the tone of their rant
     in the nfo it sounded like they had taken the game and molded the
     very fabric of the code into something almost other worldly..
     Now IF!! and I say it with a big I and a big F and lots of these !!
     IF!!!! they had done the code fabric bending then you wouldn't be
     reading this rant now..
     But no!!! the genius that are pwziso didn't proper it by 20 options..
     or 10.. or 5.. hehe.. in fact.. these fucking muppets produce a
     trainer that has 1 <-- count it!! 1 more option than the one they are
     bad mouthing!! If it wasn't so nasty it would almost be comical..
     You just need to look at pwziso's rls list for the last few months
     to realize these guys have trouble finding their dicks for a piss let
     alone produce anything worthy of putting down ANYONES!!!! work.
     Its a sad state of affairs.. but as your friendly local arrogant
     bastard crusading for the weak and big boned.. I thought I would
     bring this to your attention!! tnx for listening..
     Msg to the group BLEH
     Using this platform to spread a political message is probably a bad
     idea, most people here have bypassed any ethical decision about
     copyright and so are unlikely to listen to a bunch of foreign
     pricks spouting shite they already know.. but.. if you must spread
     your shite here.. a little suggestion.. release something that more
     than 3 people want to download.. and perhaps changing your text
     into your native tongue it will make you look less like fucking
     idiots.. and it has the added bonus of me not being able to
     understand the dribble!
     tnx..
     On with the show.
     ::Trainer Options::
      01) R  - Repair Vehicles.           (mouse over) *
      02) F  - Disable Vehicles.          (mouse over) *
      03) H  - Infinite Unit Health.      (mouse over) *
      04) B  - Zero Unit Health.          (mouse over) *
      05) U  - Infinite Support Features.              *
      06) O  - Teleport Unit.                          *
      07) X  - Control Enemy Unit.        (mouse over) *
      08) G  - Refill Unit Equipment.     (mouse over) *
      09) L  - Cycle Unit Equipment.      (mouse over) *
      10) A  - Infinite Ammo.                          *
      11) S  - Reveal All Units on.                    *
          T  - Reveal All Units off.
      12) P  - Infinite Prestige Points.               *
          M  - Normalize Mouse Pointer.                *
     * = read trainer notes.
     ::Trainer Notes::.
     Let me say before I start.. Ive noticed in recent nfos with rts
     trainers people commenting that their option doesn't NEED! a
     mouse over routine.. that when you press the option all of your
     units are covered and not the enemy.. now! the original reason
     I started using the mouse over stuff was because it did indeed
     give you a great way to stop the enemy having an advantage because
     you have all the control over when and where the option is used.
     BUT!! let me assure that every game I've done since then that have
     had mouse over routines.. 99% of the time they can be isolated
     to your own team only!! but as a personal preference I fucking
     hate having my whole army covered with infinite health etc.. it
     makes for a very boring game indeed.. I like to have the choice
     to deal with every encounter differently.. sometimes its even
     funnier to watch your own men get slaughtered.. only powerplay
     gamers that love to just WIN are interested in mass options
     like covering your whole army and I don't make trainers for these
     people.. This game was no different I found numerous ways to
     differentiate between enemy and player.. but I've left the choice
     totally in your hands.. enjoy!
     R - Repair Vehicles (mouse over)
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     This option will turn your mouse pointer into an instant repair
     pointer, any vehicle you move your mouse pointer over while its
     active will be instantly repaired, this includes health, front,
     back and side plates.
     F - Disable Vehicles (mouse over)
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     This option does the same as the one above but instead it
     reduces the health of any vehicle to 0.
     H - Infinite Unit Health (mouse over)
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     This one turns your mouse pointer into a magical fairy that
     grants the wish of infinite health.. weeeeeeeee im floating...
     When your men have infinite health they will display 0 in their
     health bar.. don't worry.. its just to show which men u have
     made infinite.
     B - Zero Unit Health. (mouse over)
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     Again, same as above, this time it reduces the units health
     to almost zero.. I left them some health so you didn't get
     them mixed up with the infinite health option.
     U - Infinite Support Features.
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     Just above the black box on your main hud display you will see
     some tags.. each one has a SUPPORT FEATURE such as.. more
     units (paratroopers) recon planes.. carpet bombers etc.. This
     options gives you every support feature and makes them infinite.
     O - Teleport Unit.
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     long text alert!!!! LAMERsense alert.. erm.. sorry.. must have
     gone off by mistake OBVIOUSLY!!!
     ok.. IF YOUR A FUCKING IDIOT STAY AWAY FROM THIS OPTION!!!
     As you can tell this option is my baby for this particular
     trainer.. I have to say im fucking proud once again to bring
     you an option that you lot will never really appreciate how
     much blood sweat and tears went into it.. suffice to say that
     this option took 10 separate injections that trigger and
     collect data from all around the game to deliver what you
     see before you now.. I nearly gave up twice making this
     option.. but im glad I continued..  what made the option so
     bloody hard is that the game doesn't use a normal system for
     moving the units around.. because this is one of the first
     rts games to use multiple entities within 1 unit.. so instead
     of the usual rts style like C&C where each entity is its own
     unit.. here they have multiple structured unit bases.. 2
     structures and 12 locations needed to be manipulated at the
     same time.. these elements had no real relation to each other..
     at least not one that could be used to benefit the final option..
     thats why it took so many injections to gather the needed info..
     I'm sure there will be more like this.. I'm looking forward to
     the next.
     now!! pay attention.. you can desync the sprite from its entity
     if you fuck up.. its not likely anyone with a brain will!! thats
     what the warning is for.. desyncing doesn't kill your game.. you
     just have sprites walking around 1 area but being shot in a
     different area..
     follow these steps..
     1) CLICK AND SELECT THE UNIT YOU WANT TO TELEPORT!!
     2) IMPORTANT!! MAKE SURE THE UNIT!! (VEHICLE/MEN) ARE STANDING
        STILL!!! if they are not standing still they wont teleport.
     3) PRESS AND KEEP!! THE O KEY PRESSED!!
     4) MOVE TO THE LOCATION ON THE MAP YOU WISH TO TELEPORT.
     5) KEEP RIGHT CLICKING ON THE FLOOR UNTIL YOUR UNIT APPEARS AT
        THAT POINT!
     6) PRESS THE STOP COMMAND ICON IN THE CONTROL PANEL OVER TO THE
        RIGHT OF YOUR HUD.
     7) WAIT FOR YOUR SOLDIERS TO STOP MOVING AND THEN LET GO OF THE
        O KEY!
     hehe.. sorry to be so anal.. but I dont want emails about this
     option not working etc.. or it fucking with the game.. it sounds
     a lot.. but it takes about 20 seconds to get the hang of it..
     then your done.. enjoy.
     X - Control Enemy Unit. (mouse over)
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     This option turns your pointer into a mind control device of
     immense proportions.. wave it over your enemy and take
     control of him.. vehicle or soldier units.. you can either
     use it to make your enemy kill themselves.. or just run
     around collecting new units for your army.. enjoy.
     G - Refill Unit Equipment. (mouse over)
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     This option when active makes your pointer an equipment refiller..
     when you move it over one of your units it automatically gives them
     255 grenades and 255 fire bombs.. if you dont want these you can
     use the option below..
     L - Cycle Unit Equipment. (mouse over)
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     This option turns off the above option and cycles whatever equipment
     you have in the first slot.. so best usage is to use the above option
     to fill your slots with 255 and then use this option to cycle your
     way through land mines.. magnetic mines.. etc.. etc..
     A - Infinite Ammo. (mouse over)
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     This gives you infinite ammo in all of your tanks and heavy guns etc.
     S - Reveal All Units
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     Another very cool option here.. this will reveal every unit on the
     map and they will also clear the fog of war from around them as if
     they are your own men.. this option can be turned on and off.
     P - Infinite Prestige Points.
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     On later levels you get to buy more units for your army......
     you get prestige points to buy everything you need.. this will just
     inject lots of prestige points for you.. warning.. the display isnt
     immediately updated.. once the option has been enabled you will
     need to either buy something.. or just select another unit from
     the one your currently on.. this will trigger the update..
     M  - Normalize Mouse Pointer.
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     To stop all the mouse over routines.. just press M and your mouse
     pointer loses all its magical abilities :))
     until next time people.. trust in AGES.. we trust in you.
     p.s.. we changed our email address.. seems gmail isnt that safe.
     /[sheep]
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