Porno pipe trainer

		  P  	R    E    S    E  	N    T    S
			  An Interactive Trainer for:
				   Body Blows
			    Trained on: [08/28/93]
[ CREDITS ]
 Programming/Debugging: S/a.
 Thanks to that sick bastard who called me at 7am begging me to make a trainer
 so that he could drool all over the game.  :)
[ NEW TRAINER INFO ]
 Okay, due to a few "subtle" suggestions on the part of a few of my loyal fans
 I spent a few hours adding in some of the features I've been mumbling about
 add for a while now but just never got around to coding.
 Anyway, enough rambling, on with the show.  All the main features of the
 trainer work just like they used to.  I.e. during the game you can press the
 special keys and toggle/boost/etc certain items.  However, I've add a new
 pop-up "help" screen during the game.  When you press this key a screen of
 all the trainer keys/features is displayed plus some status information for
 some of the trainer items.  Just like during the game, you can press the
 trainer keys.	This "help" screen will serve to remind you of what the damn
 trainer functions/keys are and to help you see what functions are currently
 toggled on/off.
 This was actually quite easy to add and I'm sorry that I put off adding this
 feature to the trainers for so long.  Anyway...your probably wondering if
 this has any drawbacks?  Well, yes, it has one or two...the main drawback is
 that while the trainers used to take just over 2k of memory, they now take up
 about 13k of conventional memory.  (Yes we've heard that some trainers take
 up about 256 of XMS or EMS :)
 Any other drawbacks?  Well, to save the relevant information about the
 current video status I have to read the EGA/VGA ports...unfortunately most of
 the EGA ports aren't readable so if the screen restore mucks up it's probably
 because you have an EGA or an crap VGA card that doesn't support reading of
 the registers.
[ KEYS ]
       Key  Function
         1   Display full animation
         3   Toggle loose->next level
         4   Toggle Time Stop
 Scroll Lock  Pop-up help screen on/off
[ INSTRUCTIONS ]
 Just unzip this archive into whatever directory the game is in and run the
 "D-PPITRN" program and cheat to your hearts content.
 The 1 key instantly displays the entire "animation" window.
 When you have loose->next (3 key) toggled on when you loose the game goes on
 to the next level as if you had won.
 The 4 key stops the c(l)ock.  This allows you to edit the board at a leisurely
 pace.
[ GREETINGS ]
 Everyone who contributes something to the Pirate Community.
 Captain Boofer: Thanks for being my imaginary friend.
-[ DREAD INFO ]
 Well, a bit of shuffling of the sites/couriers etc went on recently, so
 please forgive any errors or omissions.  If your not on this list and think
 you should be then complain.  I might even fix it.  :)
 Well...Arc has "mysteriously vanished for religious reasons", he should be
 back in a week now.  At least he was kind enough to call me on Friday to make
 sure that I woke up in time for work.	Thanks Arc!
   -SA
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